09-09-2004, 08:02 AM
A teraz z innej beczki! Kawaly po "angielskiemu"! 
There were four ducks that got arrested while messing around at the pond. The judge orders the ducks to come in one at a time to speak their piece.
The first duck comes in.
"What's your name, son?" the judge asks.
"Duck," replied the duck.
"What are you in for?" the judge asks.
"Well, I was sitting at the pond blowing bubbles, and the cop came by and arrested me."
The judge said "Okay, send in the next duck."
The next duck came in. His name was "Duck, Duck," and he told the exact same story as the first duck.
After his examination, the judge asked for the third duck to be sent in. The third duck's name was "Duck, Duck, Duck," and he told the same story as the first two.
Finally, the judge sent for the fourth duck.
As he came in, the judge said, "Let me guess, your name is Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, right?"
The duck replied, "No sir, my name is Bubbles."
i drugi:
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala toputta 5 people in an Audi Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
A teraz po "polskiemu":
Dwóch kosmitów przyleciało na łąkę, patrzą a tu stoi zwierzę w czarno-białe łaty. W atlasie przeczytali:"Krowa - pije wodę, daje mleko". Zaprowadzili więc krowę nad rzekę, jeden wsadził jej głowę do wody, a drugi ustawił się z tyłu z miską. Kiedy po pewnym czasie do miski wleciał krowi placek, ten drugi zawołał:
- Ty, nie zanurzaj jej tak głęboko, bo muł bierze
There were four ducks that got arrested while messing around at the pond. The judge orders the ducks to come in one at a time to speak their piece.
The first duck comes in.
"What's your name, son?" the judge asks.
"Duck," replied the duck.
"What are you in for?" the judge asks.
"Well, I was sitting at the pond blowing bubbles, and the cop came by and arrested me."
The judge said "Okay, send in the next duck."
The next duck came in. His name was "Duck, Duck," and he told the exact same story as the first duck.
After his examination, the judge asked for the third duck to be sent in. The third duck's name was "Duck, Duck, Duck," and he told the same story as the first two.
Finally, the judge sent for the fourth duck.
As he came in, the judge said, "Let me guess, your name is Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, right?"
The duck replied, "No sir, my name is Bubbles."
i drugi:
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala toputta 5 people in an Audi Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
A teraz po "polskiemu":
Dwóch kosmitów przyleciało na łąkę, patrzą a tu stoi zwierzę w czarno-białe łaty. W atlasie przeczytali:"Krowa - pije wodę, daje mleko". Zaprowadzili więc krowę nad rzekę, jeden wsadził jej głowę do wody, a drugi ustawił się z tyłu z miską. Kiedy po pewnym czasie do miski wleciał krowi placek, ten drugi zawołał:
- Ty, nie zanurzaj jej tak głęboko, bo muł bierze
"Nie, czlowiek nie uczy sie na wlasnych bledach. Powtarza te same do znudzenia, az wreszcie nabiera wprawy i wychodza mu one coraz lepiej."